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I JUST DUMPED MY GIRLFRIEND’S BITCHASS WITH NO REGRETS. EVERY TIME I TAKE HER OUT, SHE COMPLAINS ABOUT MY OUTFIT CHOICE. EVERY TIME. EXCUSE YOU, YOU FLAWED ASS D LIST BITCH, BUT HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME. IM AN A LISTER, I CAN CRUSH YOU. MY OUTFIT COSTS MORE THAN YOUR EXISTENCE AND MY HAIR ALONE IS MORE STARS THAN YOUVE SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. ALSO, I PAID FOR WHAT THE FUCK YOURE WEARING, SO YOURE WELCOME. IM NOT GOING TO DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT ANYMORE. YOU HAVE DOWNGRADED FROM MAIN TO SIDE, AND MY SIDE BITCH IS GOING TO BE STEPPING UP. THATS RIGHT, I HAVE A SIDE BITCH WHO IS A C LISTER AND SHE COMPLIMENTS ME EVERY TIME. SO FUCK YOU, MICHELLE WITH YOUR CHEAP ASS HOE ASS SELF.

I JUST DUMPED MY GIRLFRIEND’S BITCHASS WITH NO REGRETS. EVERY TIME I TAKE HER OUT, SHE COMPLAINS ABOUT MY OUTFIT CHOICE. EVERY TIME. EXCUSE YOU, YOU FLAWED ASS D LIST BITCH, BUT HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME. IM AN A LISTER, I CAN CRUSH YOU. MY OUTFIT COSTS MORE THAN YOUR EXISTENCE AND MY HAIR ALONE IS MORE STARS THAN YOUVE SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. ALSO, I PAID FOR WHAT THE FUCK YOURE WEARING, SO YOURE WELCOME. IM NOT GOING TO DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT ANYMORE. YOU HAVE DOWNGRADED FROM MAIN TO SIDE, AND MY SIDE BITCH IS GOING TO BE STEPPING UP. THATS RIGHT, I HAVE A SIDE BITCH WHO IS A C LISTER AND SHE COMPLIMENTS ME EVERY TIME. SO FUCK YOU, MICHELLE WITH YOUR CHEAP ASS HOE ASS SELF.

— 5 hours ago
#kim k hollywood  #kim kardashian  #brew palms  #girlfriend  #lesbian  #bitch 

mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf

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husssel:

enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will 

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0ut-0f-the-dark:

Soccer players in the world cup be getting barely touched and falling like

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en-gway:

if you didn’t start playing kim kardashian hollywood as a joke then you’re lying

— 15 hours ago with 447 notes

thehemmoproject:

When Simon says he’ll call you but never doesimage

When Simon calls you multiple times in a rowimage

When you get a bad review on a photo shootimage

— 15 hours ago with 419 notes

faithii:

UM… EXCUSE ME YOU PEASANTS. THIS OUTFIT COST ME LIKE $3000. I GOT A MILLION FANS BECAUSE OF THIS OUTFIT. ALL OF YOU FUCKING LOWLY SCUM NUGGETS ARE FUCKING UNDERDRESSED. I DON’T APPRECIATE YOUR OUTFITS. YOU ALL AREN’T APPROPRIATELY DRESSED FOR PANINO. FUCKING PANINO. DO YOU HEAR THE MUSIC IN HERE. AND YOU FUCKING E-LISTER. I AM UNIMPRESSED WITH YOUR FUCKING STATUS. I AM NUMBER ONE AND ALL OF YOU ARE PEASANTS.

— 15 hours ago with 507 notes
faithii:

DUDE. YOU ARE NOT A CELEBRITY. FIRST OF ALL YOU GOT A BUNCH OF QUESTION MARKS BY YO NAME CUZ DON’T NOBODY KNOW WHO YOU ARE. SECOND OF ALL YOU A FUCKIN’ E-LISTER SO WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU A CELEBRITY. HAVE YOU BEEN IN COMMERCIALS. HAVE YOU DONE ANY PHOTOSHOOTS. HAVE YOU MADE ANY APPEARANCES. NO. YOU ARE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW. AND I AIN’T FLIRTIN’ WITH YOU EITHER BECAUSE I’M NOT STOOPING TO THE GROUND TO BE WITH YOU.

faithii:

DUDE. YOU ARE NOT A CELEBRITY. FIRST OF ALL YOU GOT A BUNCH OF QUESTION MARKS BY YO NAME CUZ DON’T NOBODY KNOW WHO YOU ARE. SECOND OF ALL YOU A FUCKIN’ E-LISTER SO WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU A CELEBRITY. HAVE YOU BEEN IN COMMERCIALS. HAVE YOU DONE ANY PHOTOSHOOTS. HAVE YOU MADE ANY APPEARANCES. NO. YOU ARE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW. AND I AIN’T FLIRTIN’ WITH YOU EITHER BECAUSE I’M NOT STOOPING TO THE GROUND TO BE WITH YOU.

— 15 hours ago with 27 notes
urdeadmeatkid:

Kim k herself got me this dress for my bday and this motherfucker tryin to play that I don’t look good as hell??????

urdeadmeatkid:

Kim k herself got me this dress for my bday and this motherfucker tryin to play that I don’t look good as hell??????

— 15 hours ago with 27 notes
sunfortheshady:

I… I… IT’S NOT THAT EASY, KIM!

sunfortheshady:

I… I… IT’S NOT THAT EASY, KIM!

— 15 hours ago with 26 notes